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Hero lines
- Same doctor, next time as well
- Twenty minutes, not seven
- Family medicine, unhurried
Standard appointments here are 20 minutes, because ten was never enough for two problems and a question about a rash.
One practice, four doctors, and a booking system that works hard to keep you with the same one.
Open 7:45–19:00 on weekdays, with a nurse-led clinic on Saturday mornings and a duty doctor every afternoon.
Team bios
Dr Halina Brzoska — General practitioner, partner
Halina has worked in family medicine for twenty-two years and in this practice for eleven of them. She has a particular interest in older patients living alone, and she is the reason the home visit list is as long as it is. She grows tomatoes, and will tell you about them.
Dr Samir Oyelaran — General practitioner
Samir joined in 2020 from hospital paediatrics and still takes the majority of the children's appointments. He is unhurried with parents who arrive apologising for wasting his time, which he says he has genuinely never once thought about anybody.
Beata Kalnins — Practice nurse
Beata runs the nurse clinic and the vaccination programme, and she takes blood from the people other clinics have given up on. Thirty years of practice and a still-steady hand. She will also, gently, ask you about the cigarettes.
Quotes
“Twenty minutes meant I actually reached the thing I came in about, which was third on my list and the one I had been embarrassed to say out loud for about a year.”
Nikolai Aaltonen, Registered since 2019
“My mother is 86 and sees the same doctor every single time. She has told that poor woman the same story about her father for years, and gets asked about it as though it were new.”
Constance Iwu, Family carer
“The message came through at 18:40 on the Friday: “bloods normal, nothing to do, have a good weekend”. I would have spent two days worrying otherwise. Small thing, enormous difference!”
Yusuf Demirbas, Patient
FAQ answers
How do I register with the practice?
Bring proof of address and a list of your current medication, or fill in the form online. Registration takes about ten minutes and includes a short appointment with a nurse — 20 minutes, blood pressure, a few questions about your history — usually within the fortnight.
What should I bring to a first appointment?
Your medication in its packaging, any letters or discharge summaries from a hospital, and a written list if you have more than two things to raise. The list genuinely helps. Twenty minutes disappears quickly when we are both trying to remember what came first.
Can I ask to see a female or male doctor?
Yes — say so when you book and reception will arrange it without asking why. The wait may be a few days longer depending on who is on that week. For anything urgent we will tell you plainly what the trade-off looks like.
What does an appointment cost?
Consultations are €45, or €30 for the nurse clinic, and most are covered by the usual health insurance plans — bring your card and we will bill directly. Vaccinations, dressings and certificates are priced separately on the list at reception.
Closing lines
If something has been quietly bothering you since the spring, book the 20 minutes. It is rarely the thing people fear, and finding that out costs one appointment and an afternoon away from your desk.
Reception opens at 7:45 and the phones get quieter after 10:00. Online booking runs overnight, and the duty doctor picks up urgent calls until 19:00 — you do not have to decide which category you are in before you ring.
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