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Hero lines
- Alarms that stop bothering you
- Wired, tested, monitored — properly
- Twelve seconds from trigger to call
A system graded to the national intruder alarm standard, monitored around the clock, and set up so the cat does not trip it.
We survey the house first — every door, every sightline, every pane of glass — then quote one price with no monitoring lock-in.
Most of our call-outs last year were false alarms caused by somebody else's installation. We put 214 of them right.
Team bios
Nadia Fensham — Founder
Nadia set the company up after eleven years installing for a national firm and tiring of quoting systems nobody needed. She still designs every layout personally and will happily talk you out of the fourth camera. Runs half-marathons, slowly.
Ola Kwiatkowski — Senior installation engineer
Ola has been with us since 2014 and is who we send when a house is difficult — leaded windows, thick stone walls, a loft nobody has entered since 1978. He is meticulous about cable routes and mildly obsessive about labelling.
Grant Mbeki — Service & monitoring lead
Grant looks after the monitoring accounts and the service diary, so if your system reports a low battery he usually knows before you do. Former control-room operator, which shows in how calmly he handles a 2am activation.
Quotes
““Your alarm has gone off four times this week” is not a nice text to get from a neighbour. They came out, found a sensor aimed at the boiler flue, moved it, and it has been silent since.”
Dilys Moorcroft, Terraced house, three bedrooms
“They quoted £1,240 without monitoring and £1,240 plus £19 a month with it, wrote both on the same sheet, and left me to decide. Nobody pressured me once!”
Reuben Castellanos, Homeowner
“We had someone trying the back door at 2:40am. The bell box went off, the centre rang me before I was properly awake, and the door held. Money well spent.”
Aiko Warrender, Small business owner
FAQ answers
Will my pets set the alarm off?
Not if the system is designed around them. We use pet-tolerant detectors rated to 30 kg and mount them so the beam sits above a dog and away from anywhere a cat can climb. Tell us at survey how many animals you have — and how high they get.
Do I have to pay for monitoring?
No. A bells-only system is a perfectly sensible choice and about 45% of our customers pick it. Monitoring is £19 a month with no minimum term, so if you try it for a year and decide against it, we switch the panel over and stop billing.
What happens in a power cut?
The panel runs on a sealed backup battery for at least twelve hours and the sounder holds its own separate cell. If the mains stays off longer than that, the system reports the low battery to the centre before it drops out, so nobody is left guessing.
Can you take over the system we inherited?
Usually. We charge £110 to attend, identify the panel, reset the engineer code and run a full walk-test. If the kit is more than fifteen years old or the wiring has been butchered we will say so — and that fee comes off any replacement quote.
Closing lines
A survey takes about forty minutes, costs nothing, and ends with a drawing of your own house showing where every device would sit. You keep the drawing whether or not you use us.
We cover a 30-mile radius, answer the office phone 8am–5:30pm, and keep an engineer on call the rest of the time. If your alarm is sounding right now, ring and say so — we will move you up the list.
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