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Hero lines
- Cool rooms, quiet machines
- Sized for the room, not the invoice
- Cold air by Friday
We size every system to the room rather than the price list — 2.5 kW is plenty for a 14 m² bedroom.
Installed in a day, commissioned the same afternoon, and booked in for its first service before we drive away.
Ask what it costs to run and we will tell you: about $0.31 an hour on a 34 °C afternoon.
Team bios
Dario Kemp — Founder & lead engineer
Dario spent nine years on commercial chillers before deciding domestic work was more interesting, mostly because you have to be neat about it. He still does every survey himself. Ask him about condensate falls and set aside twenty minutes!
Yuliya Marchenko — Installation engineer
Yuliya joined in 2018 and holds the refrigerant handling certificate alongside the electrical qualification, which means she can complete a full install without a second trade on site. She is the reason our pipework runs straight. Keeps bees.
Callum Ferreira — Service manager
Callum keeps the maintenance calendar and chases you about it, politely, once a year. He came from an air-source heating background and can diagnose most faults over the phone before the van is loaded. Owns three motorbikes, rides one.
Quotes
“The first company told us we needed 7 kW in a 16 m² room. These people said “that will leave you cold and damp” and fitted a 3.5 kW instead. They were right.”
Marianne Toft, Homeowner, top-floor flat
“Quoted $4,180, invoiced $4,180, and the whole thing was running by half past three. The engineer hoovered up after himself, which I had not expected at all.”
Owen Grantly, Two-bedroom house
“We had it serviced for the first time in six years — our fault, not theirs — and it came back working better than the day it went in!”
Sofia Bergqvist, Café owner
FAQ answers
How long does an installation take?
A single wall unit is a one-day job for two engineers, start to finish, including commissioning and showing you the controls. Multi-splits run to two or three days. You get that number at survey stage and we do not pad it.
Will it be noisy for the neighbours?
The outdoor unit is the part that makes noise — around 48 dB at one metre, roughly a fridge in a quiet kitchen. We site it away from bedroom windows and on anti-vibration mounts, and we walk the boundary with you before deciding.
What does it actually cost to run?
On a hot afternoon a 3.5 kW unit draws about 1.1 kW, so roughly $0.31 an hour at current rates. Used sensibly — 24 °C rather than 18 °C, doors shut — most households add $40 to $70 across an entire summer.
Do you service systems you did not fit?
Yes, and about 30% of our service work is exactly that. The first visit takes longer because we have to establish what is in there and whether it was charged correctly, so it is $130. After that you pay the standard rate.
Closing lines
If you are reading this in the middle of a heatwave, the honest answer is that our next install slot is three to four weeks out. Book it now and you will be glad in August — the people who rang us last July still are.
Surveys are free, take about half an hour, and end with a written quote rather than a salesman sitting on your sofa. The phone is answered by one of the engineers, Monday to Saturday, 7:30am–6pm.
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